bitch angel ghost killers

I’ve been watching the new season of Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt. The first season aired in 2010, and it ended on a notorious cliffhanger. The new season just finished airing this year, and it was worth the 15 year wait. I can’t stop thinking to myself “this is a ttrpg waiting to happen”. So I decided to make it. I give you BITCH ANGEL GHOST KILLERS.


you are a BITCH ANGEL

And you have been banished to earth.

You have two stats: PANTY and STOCKING. You have six points to split between these two attributes.

When you do something that might cause trouble, pick either PANTY or STOCKING depending on how you’re doing it. PANTY is trashy, arrogant, impulsive, and direct. STOCKING is cute, elegant, bratty, and toxic. Roll as many dice as you have points in the chosen stat. Each dice showing a 4 or higher is a success.

Most of the time you only need one success to avoid trouble. If you’re doing something incredibly stupid, you might need two or more successes to avoid trouble.

If you succeed and one of the dice is a 6, it goes better than expected. You look really cool or something good happens. If you fail and one of the dice is a 1, you beef it spectacularly. You eat shit and look bad doing it.

you picked up a VICE

Roll to determine your VICE or pick one:

  1. Sex
  2. Gambling
  3. Violence
  4. Luxury
  5. Faith
  6. Sweets

Whenever you roll doubles, you need to indulge your VICE. Until you do, remove one success from all of your rolls to avoid trouble.

you are a GHOST KILLER

Ghosts exist, by the way.

Whenever someone or something dies unfulfilled, they can become a ghost if they’re mad enough. Ghosts usually manifest as inky monsters, but the smarter ones can change their appearance or even blend in with humans.

IF YOU KILL 100 GHOSTS, YOU CAN RETURN TO HEAVEN.

You’re really lazy though.

you kill ghosts with LINGERIE

Whenever you strip your lingerie, it transforms into an ANGELIC WEAPON. The first time this happens during a session, you get a transformation sequence. Describe it.

Roll to determine your ANGELIC WEAPON or pick one:

  1. Neo Blacklace
  2. Semi-auto Semi-sheer
  3. Full Throttle Floral
  4. Bluestripe
  5. High Cut Cutter
  6. Red Like Roses
  7. Micro
  8. Fishnet Fatale
  9. Bustier Buster
  10. Absolute Territory
  11. C Thru
  12. No Bra Thursday
  13. The One Piece
  14. Barely Disguised Fetish
  15. Glitter String
  16. Submachine Riser
  17. Deadlight Tanga
  18. Underbust Overcharge
  19. Satin’s Advocate
  20. Cage The Elephant

If your weapon is destroyed or lost, you can get a new one from the GUNSMITH BITCH who lives in the PANTS DIMENSION. It’ll cost you.

now go forth and KILL

Some ghosts showed up today. Roll to see who or pick one to fight:

  1. Reddit Mod
  2. Crossword Author
  3. Retail Manager
  4. The OSR
  5. Podcast Host
  6. Crypto Scammer

Something goes wrong!

  1. Cops are hunting you in the streets
  2. Demonic foils are trying to show you up
  3. You’ve swapped bodies with someone else at the table
  4. Time traveler showed up with a grudge
  5. Laundry day
  6. You haven’t been able to indulge your vice for a week

But there’s always a silver lining.

  1. Unexpected help from a human
  2. You go viral
  3. The b-plot saves you
  4. Beach episode
  5. You get an obscene amount of money
  6. Your theme song kicks in

And remember, even if all of heaven and hell are against you:

the F in FUCK stands for FAMILY

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