{"id":612,"date":"2026-07-22T03:18:10","date_gmt":"2026-07-22T09:18:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fluoriteguillotine.com\/blog\/?p=612"},"modified":"2026-07-22T03:18:10","modified_gmt":"2026-07-22T09:18:10","slug":"im-beginning-to-think-some-of-you-dont-want-to-kill-dragons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fluoriteguillotine.com\/blog\/2026\/07\/22\/im-beginning-to-think-some-of-you-dont-want-to-kill-dragons\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;m beginning to think some of you don&#8217;t want to kill dragons"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Symbolism is important.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have never experienced an <em>easy<\/em> dragon fight.  I used to hate monsters in ttrpgs because I felt like fights were never interesting unless the opposition was using tactics.  I&#8217;ve since learned that I just needed to play better systems than 5e, and I&#8217;ve accumulated a healthy respect for monster fights.  That&#8217;s not the point though.  Dragon fights, in every game I&#8217;ve played them in, are never an easy fight, even if they have predictable aspects.  The symbolism of a dragon is important because it communicates something that you cannot achieve with a weird dinosaur.  The next several rounds of combat are going to hurt <em>for sure<\/em> and there is no chance you might be wrong about that.  A weird dinosaur has plenty of imaginary leeway to doubt or experiment, but you know what you&#8217;re getting with a dragon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When you start to challenge the expectations a dragon affords you, you lose the advantage it gives you.  At that point, you might as well use a weird dinosaur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">shorthand &amp; pink slime<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20220123174636\/http:\/\/www.brainleakage.com\/home\/between-appendix-n-and-pink-slime\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20220123174636\/http:\/\/www.brainleakage.com\/home\/between-appendix-n-and-pink-slime\">Pink slime<\/a> fantasy is the sometimes-derogatory term for referring to the way modern fantasy is self-referential rather than original.  Fellow blogger Habeeb refers to this phenomenon as <a href=\"https:\/\/beeboobubie.substack.com\/p\/bat-out-of-fantasy\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/beeboobubie.substack.com\/p\/bat-out-of-fantasy\">inertia<\/a> &#8212; specifically the practice of using fantasy traditions without questioning their implications.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In contrast, I don&#8217;t view the ouroboros-like nature of fantasy as being fueled by nostalgia.  My experience watching the dozens (sometimes hundreds) of new fantasy anime each year is that these tropes function as a cultural shorthand for the viewer.  The point isn&#8217;t to challenge expectation, but to use a common framework to explore the story you&#8217;re actually interested in telling.  It&#8217;s commedia dell&#8217;arte in 2026.  Dragons are scary.  Adventurers meet in taverns.  All of this was in the syllabus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shared languages have a habit of becoming invisible<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is a feature and not a bug.  I respect the call to action here, but I think this is ultimately an issue with terminology more than practice.  If we had enough words so that we could separate the genres of modern-fantasy-expectations and fantastical-literature, I think that both of us would be happy.  We are seeking two different types of narrative and we&#8217;re both calling it fantasy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Languages aren&#8217;t the problem.  Using the same sentences forever is.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I really like when people use music as a metaphor.  Habeeb mentioned it at the start of his post while talking about the inheritance that artists draw upon.  When I think about using the same sentences forever, I think about how I have listened to more songs that sample the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9zmEDzsMkqE\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9zmEDzsMkqE\">Amen Breakbeat<\/a> than I&#8217;ve ever listened to <em>Amen Brother<\/em>.  I think about how a good chunk of those artists probably don&#8217;t even know where that sample in their drum software came from.  This is not an argument against originality or asking new questions.  This is a defense of sampling &#8212; of propagating fantasy tropes without interrogation &#8212; not because of inertia, but because the beat sounds good and killing dragons is fun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><sub>This is not an excuse to be uncritical in harmful ways.  Do not perpetuate bioessentialism, racism, etc.  This post is about cool shit only.<\/sub><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Symbolism is important. I have never experienced an easy dragon fight. I used to hate monsters in ttrpgs because I felt like fights were never interesting unless the opposition was using tactics. I&#8217;ve since learned that I just needed to play better systems than 5e, and I&#8217;ve accumulated a healthy respect for monster fights. 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