{"id":444,"date":"2025-10-18T03:13:34","date_gmt":"2025-10-18T09:13:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fluoriteguillotine.com\/blog\/?p=444"},"modified":"2025-10-18T03:13:34","modified_gmt":"2025-10-18T09:13:34","slug":"bitch-angel-ghost-killers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fluoriteguillotine.com\/blog\/2025\/10\/18\/bitch-angel-ghost-killers\/","title":{"rendered":"bitch angel ghost killers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I’ve been watching the new season of Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt<\/a>. The first season aired in 2010, and it ended on a notorious cliffhanger. The new season just finished airing this year, and it was worth the 15 year wait. I can’t stop thinking to myself “this is a ttrpg waiting to happen”. So I decided to make it. I give you BITCH ANGEL GHOST KILLERS<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

you are a BITCH ANGEL<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

And you have been banished to earth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You have two stats: PANTY<\/strong> and STOCKING<\/strong>. You have six<\/strong> points to split between these two attributes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When you do something that might cause trouble, pick either PANTY<\/strong> or STOCKING<\/strong> depending on how you’re doing it. PANTY<\/strong> is trashy, arrogant, impulsive, and direct. STOCKING<\/strong> is cute, elegant, bratty, and toxic. Roll as many dice as you have points in the chosen stat. Each dice showing a 4 or higher is a success. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Most of the time you only need one success to avoid trouble. If you’re doing something incredibly stupid, you might need two or more successes to avoid trouble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you succeed and one of the dice is a 6, it goes better than expected. You look really cool or something good happens. If you fail and one of the dice is a 1, you beef it spectacularly<\/em>. You eat shit and look bad doing it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

you picked up a VICE<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Roll to determine your VICE<\/strong> or pick one:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    \n
  1. Sex<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. Gambling<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. Violence<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  4. Luxury<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  5. Faith<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  6. Sweets<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Whenever you roll doubles, you need to indulge your VICE<\/strong>. Until you do, remove one success from all of your rolls to avoid trouble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    you are a GHOST KILLER<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

    Ghosts exist, by the way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Whenever someone or something dies unfulfilled, they can become a ghost if they’re mad enough. Ghosts usually manifest as inky monsters, but the smarter ones can change their appearance or even blend in with humans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    IF YOU KILL 100 GHOSTS, YOU CAN RETURN TO HEAVEN.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

    You’re really<\/em> lazy though.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    you kill ghosts with LINGERIE<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

    Whenever you strip your lingerie, it transforms into an ANGELIC WEAPON<\/strong>. The first time this happens during a session, you get a transformation sequence. Describe it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Roll to determine your ANGELIC WEAPON<\/strong> or pick one:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      \n
    1. Neo Blacklace<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    2. Semi-auto Semi-sheer<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    3. Full Throttle Floral<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    4. Bluestripe<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    5. High Cut Cutter<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    6. Red Like Roses<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    7. Micro<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    8. Fishnet Fatale<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    9. Bustier Buster<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    10. Absolute Territory<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    11. C Thru<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    12. No Bra Thursday<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    13. The One Piece<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    14. Barely Disguised Fetish<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    15. Glitter String<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    16. Submachine Riser<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    17. Deadlight Tanga<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    18. Underbust Overcharge<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    19. Satin’s Advocate<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    20. Cage The Elephant<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

      If your weapon is destroyed or lost, you can get a new one from the GUNSMITH BITCH<\/strong> who lives in the PANTS DIMENSION<\/strong>. It’ll cost you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

      now go forth and KILL<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

      Some ghosts showed up today. Roll to see who or pick one to fight:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        \n
      1. Reddit Mod<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      2. Crossword Author<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      3. Retail Manager<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      4. The OSR<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      5. Podcast Host<\/li>\n\n\n\n
      6. Crypto Scammer<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

        Something goes wrong! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

          \n
        1. Cops are hunting you in the streets<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        2. Demonic foils are trying to show you up<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        3. You’ve swapped bodies with someone else at the table<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        4. Time traveler showed up with a grudge<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        5. Laundry day<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        6. You haven’t been able to indulge your vice for a week<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

          But there’s always a silver lining.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

            \n
          1. Unexpected help from a human<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          2. You go viral<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          3. The b-plot saves you<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          4. Beach episode<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          5. You get an obscene amount of money<\/li>\n\n\n\n
          6. Your theme song kicks in<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

            And remember, even if all of heaven and hell are against you:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

            the F in FUCK stands for FAMILY<\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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